Posted 1 month ago
What a fucking carnival this has been.
I’ve been sitting on this plane for about seven minutes. It’s not the plane I was originally scheduled to be on, and it was supposed to have left the terminal three minutes ago. Projected arrival has gone from 7:30 to 9:30.
I’m the only person shipping up to Illinois out of Miami. Literally the only Navy recruit among those who ship out today. Not unsurprisingly, I’m also the only girl. I don’t know why being alone bugs me this much, only that it does.
I’ve consumed Coca Cola by the gallon today, in a horribly misguided attempt to stay cheery and ward off sleep. I will be up for another 48 hours when I get to base. This jacket is an overencumberance and this scarf won’t stop snagging on me. It will be less than ten degrees when I arrive. I’ve been to O’Hare exactly once before and I was wide awake for it and got lost. I’m gonna be stuck there forever.

What a fucking carnival this has been.
I’ve been sitting on this plane for about seven minutes. It’s not the plane I was originally scheduled to be on, and it was supposed to have left the terminal three minutes ago. Projected arrival has gone from 7:30 to 9:30.
I’m the only person shipping up to Illinois out of Miami. Literally the only Navy recruit among those who ship out today. Not unsurprisingly, I’m also the only girl. I don’t know why being alone bugs me this much, only that it does.
I’ve consumed Coca Cola by the gallon today, in a horribly misguided attempt to stay cheery and ward off sleep. I will be up for another 48 hours when I get to base. This jacket is an overencumberance and this scarf won’t stop snagging on me. It will be less than ten degrees when I arrive. I’ve been to O’Hare exactly once before and I was wide awake for it and got lost. I’m gonna be stuck there forever.

Posted 1 month ago
austrianwhore:

i dont give ordinary blowjobs hun. i give wutherjobs

austrianwhore:

i dont give ordinary blowjobs hun. i give wutherjobs

Posted 1 month ago

sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

Posted 1 month ago
michafrar:

Sorry I’m a bit late! Here’s the titlecard for Jontron’s ‘Bootleg pkmn games’. The original version didn’t have the hat. Jon suggested me to add Ash’s hat, but I decided to put a copyright symbol instead ;)

michafrar:

Sorry I’m a bit late! Here’s the titlecard for Jontron’s ‘Bootleg pkmn games’. The original version didn’t have the hat. Jon suggested me to add Ash’s hat, but I decided to put a copyright symbol instead ;)

Posted 1 month ago
agentlemanbastard:

Come _______ me, Bro.
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agentlemanbastard:

Come _______ me, Bro.

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(Source: mothermeaculpa)

Posted 1 month ago

politicalprof:

Today in “duh.” From the New York Times

Posted 1 month ago

prostheticknowledge:

Rhizome - Prosthetic Knowledge Picks: Code and Economics

The latest in an ongoing series of themed collections of creative projects assembled by Prosthetic Knowledge. This edition takes a look at creative projects and cultural implications that emerge from the meeting of computing culture and economics.

Items include: a device that trades on the stock market based on ‘Lucky Numbers’, a cryptocurrency system that works with facial recognition algorithms, Bitcoin data presented in Minecraft, a documentary about World of Warcraft gold mining, two Net Art exhibitions and more.

You can read the submission at Rhizome here

Posted 1 month ago

pomfette:

I CHANGED MY FACEBOOK PHOTO AND MY AUNT IS P I S S E D

Posted 1 month ago
Jan Brewer, please veto this horrifically anti-gay bill—for the good of the entire Republican Party!
Posted 1 month ago