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notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

Posted 1 hour ago

carpr0n:

Starring: 60 Alvis TD 21 Special Cabriolet
(by pontfire)

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brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

(Source: camf825)

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caseyanthonyofficial:

We could never be, for she was a galaxy and I was a bigger galaxy with cooler planets and more technologically advanced aliens. 

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guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

Posted 2 hours ago

sugardancestudiony:

Pole dancers support each other! ☺️😘 #pole #strong #polefit #poledance #poledancing #ipole #fit #fitness

Posted 2 hours ago

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal